Tree Vaccination

Tree inoculation and vaccination. 

If some plausible stranger offers, for a consideration, to inoculate or vaccinate your trees against pip, fantod, bugbear,  mullygrubs, colliwabbles, heebeejeebees or any other  ancient or modern insect or disease, real or fancied,  show 'im the 'ard, 'ard 'ighway leading from your  place. Experiments prove that harm, not good, follows "inoculation" or "vaccination".

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