Tree Vaccination
Tree inoculation and vaccination.
If some plausible stranger offers, for a consideration, to inoculate
or vaccinate your trees against pip, fantod, bugbear, mullygrubs,
colliwabbles, heebeejeebees or any other ancient or modern insect
or disease, real or fancied, show 'im the 'ard, 'ard 'ighway leading
from your place. Experiments prove that harm, not good, follows "inoculation"
or "vaccination".
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